View Full Version : Crows found dieing in Canada

01-07-2013, 12:27 PM
Well, it is not a pretty story.... about 200 dead crows in Ontario, and there was concern for Avian Flu. They had a Bird Pathologist examine the remains of all the crows, and he confirmed the problem was definitely NOT Avian Flu, to everyone'srelief. However, he determined that 98% of the crows had been killed by impactwith trucks, and only 2% were killed by car impact. Then Province then hired a Ornithological Behaviorist to determine the disproportionate percentages for truck versus car kill.

The Ornithological Behaviorist determined the cause in short order. When
crows eat road kill, they always post a "look-out Crow" in a nearby tree, to warn of impending danger.

His conclusion was that the lookout crow could say "Cah", but he could not say "Truck."

01-07-2013, 01:57 PM
you had me worked up there for a second... lol

01-07-2013, 03:40 PM
Hahaha that's hilarious!

01-09-2013, 02:36 AM
literally lol'd

01-09-2013, 07:23 AM
And I thought it was going to be West Nile Virus???

03-04-2013, 08:00 PM
Damn, that aint right!

fox kicker
03-05-2013, 07:53 PM
Interesting, But i'm surprised the Ornithological behaviorist did not recommend a speech therapist.

03-05-2013, 10:07 PM
You sure those crows didn't die in Boston? Sure sounds like a Boston accent on the Cah.

03-06-2013, 04:51 PM
HAHA..thanks man I needed a good laugh today!

03-06-2013, 08:38 PM
CUTE!!!The lookout crow needs a split tongue